WIFE

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'

The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...
Double Income, No Kids Yet.'

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know...
'Rich, Urban, Biker.'

The fourth guy says, 'I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know...
Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''
She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know...